Tuesday, September 30, 2003

Good ones.=) Here's some more...

*Some teacher or other, usually Mdm Chew*: Shuang Ning? Sleeping ah...
Shuang Ning: I AM NOT SLEEPING!

Roger: I didn't bring my book.
Mdm Chew: Good!

Mdm Chew, marking attendance: Genevieve?
Gen: *answers*
Mdm Chew: Good girl!

Mr Loh: I can't teach you econs, you don't want me to teach you econs...
Me and Justin: Sir, what is PED?
Mr Loh: *Look of absolute bewilderment*
Us: What does it stand for?
Mr Loh: Erm... Potential Electrical Discharge.

genie sitting between chun wee and justin:

chun wee: wah lau laugh until like that
genie: *asthmatic-attack-like laughter*
justin: ya lar! who laugh like that one? loser!!
genie: * even higher paced asthmatic-attack like laughter*
chun wee and justin: high 5! suan no.11

mamaleng: im gonna draw a class comic, starring mugger huang!
justin: u can cast mugger tan jie qi too!
mamaleng: i can start e muggerclub!
justin: oh ya! u can put sona in as the diva! *strikes a pose*
sona: ayyyeeE!!!!!!

mr loh: yisan u are becoming more and more like chun wee
yisan: no lar! dun flatter him!

justin: i love pig intestines!
jieqi n genie: *disgusted gasps*
chun wee: ya! they are very nice!
den it starts an ao1c food list....
genie, jie qi and daniel: * all the high class food like marshe....crystal jade*
chun wee and justin: *feeling like rejects* we shall just stick to our economically inclined hawker centres...

justin: i ate fried rice, 1 whole loaf of gardenia, one packet of oreo cookies, hershey kisses, milo,2 instant noodles and 3 packets of food : hokkien mee, chicken rice and veg rice yesterday!

some more classics:

Shuang Ning: there's a difference
Chun Wee: what?!
shuang ning: theres a difference!!!
chun wee: what!?!? u speak very softly
shuangning: nvm....
chun wee: no what did u say b4 that!?

Monday, September 29, 2003

Technically, less than two weeks.

Sunday, September 28, 2003

2 more wks to promos...and counting.....argh.... -justin-

Friday, September 26, 2003

haha.. nice quotes! :) ooh i have some classics..

(translated for the benefit of anti-chinese folks)

chinese lao shi: now, zihao, is i say, "you're going to work today!", is that right? what should it be?
zihao: *ponders seriously, then whispers to neighbour* what's the assumption?!

chun wee: can't remember, but said sth about his gp essay being an attack on the s'porean political scene
mark: you're gonna get exiled before u're 30

mr loh during a civics period eons ago, abt these macho american dudes he saw at stanford: his ONE pec/pack *dramatic pause* is as big as my face

-angeline

Thursday, September 25, 2003

Gen (again, referring to my water container): I like the BLUE one. So you're only allowed to bring the BLUE one from now on.

Angeline and co. (to me): What do you wish to be your vocation when you grow up?
Me: Mass murderer.
Sona: I can believe that.

Elgin vs Roger in squash: Steinburg vs Sloman

And a last to sum up what everyone must be feeling currently:

(Van coming out of Ghim Moh carpark as we are crossing the road)

Cherylene: Kill me now.

todae's squash match:

justin : zihao, the 4 time mathematical squash champion, chun wee the 3 yr in a row historical squash champ
mark when chun wee n zihao played: age of extremes
elgin: aye!!! *and the ball zooms past his armpit*
daniel: take ur time with ur shot!elgin! take ur time!
chun wee: *evil smile while he walks to the ball*
mark or daniel: clash of the titans!!
everyone taking turns saying: FOUL SHOT!!!!! * a zillion times*
daniel when roger hit him accidentally with the rac: ouch! u just killed a few brain cells!

genie: you shlomp!
genie: BAH!
daniel: chun de wee wee..... ( sorry chun wee haha)
qiyan : *all his f4 and love ballads....*
angelina to cherylene: why u looking so sad?
Cherylene: nothing
angeline: must be thinking abt her mindmaps
sona: anything, she will just whip them out as a weapon
justin: *high pitch melodies....*
angelina : lao shi said im honest
jieqi: justin! dun sleep! amuse me!
chun wee to zihao when he sneezed: cover ur mouth u f***head!
yaxin: im studying..

man i feel like jq's clown

justin

Wednesday, September 24, 2003

Quotes Redux

Well, I can only speak mostly for myself, but here's a new collection of class quotes, prudently censored, those I can remember off the top of my head, at least...

Gen, Sona and co.: Chun Wee, do you know the question we're supposed to do for History today?
Me: I don't give a ****.
Them: He always manages to sum up all our feelings.

Me, at today's GP mock paper, to Mr Loh: Thank you for arranging this, sir. I am sure that it will be of tremendous benefit to our pursuit of a distinction in General Paper. I just wished to convey to you my very positive innermost feelings with regard to today's test.
Mr Loh: Thanks, thanks. I am feel vindicated. I am dearly touched that you feel that way.

Zihao, calling Elgin: Steinburg, could you...

Zihao, referring to Mrs Pandian: Hey, what is Chun Wee...

Mdm Chew, going off on another Lit tangent: John Donne etc etc
Sean: Batter my subsidies...

Bah, that's all I can remember for now, because I am so tired. Do add on though =)

Sunday, September 21, 2003

geez..qiyan seem to love every1...anyways..promos is 3 wks away....and our blog's certainly quiet with the mugging season here..issit a sign that we are all mugging? i haf doubts abt that...rite gen? wahahahah -justin-

Tuesday, September 16, 2003

qiyan loves you!

Monday, September 08, 2003

whoopsie...sorry wanted to put something up but e comp screwed
btw wad hmwk do we haf fer e hols?

Friday, September 05, 2003

heyx peeps.. urh, don't call my hp or whatever, it was stolen.. -angeline